Enjoy this moment, beast.

The day is fast approaching when we’ll take DogWorld back from you and your kind.


Uncle Sloppy wasn’t the best babysitter, or the cleanest…

but he always made sure I had a good time, and made it home in one piece.

Those summers running the canal street, smashing up those annoying robots– those were probably the best days of my life.

People say that that Pigtown was a hard place to live back then– and this is true, but because of people like him, and that feeling that absolutely anything could happen… it’s harder to forget